Help me Obi Wan Kenobi.
I have been imprisoned by the evil Princess Ella. Her cruelty knows no bounds, worse even than the terrible Jabba the Hutt. She has restrained me in a pink wheeled contraption where I am held fast by a number of straps.
Cruel instruments of torure my captor refers to as 'pretty sparklies' have been applied to my hair, and although I still have my gun, it is useless against her might.
Hurry Obi Wan. I don't know how much longer I can endure this torture...
I have been imprisoned by the evil Princess Ella. Her cruelty knows no bounds, worse even than the terrible Jabba the Hutt. She has restrained me in a pink wheeled contraption where I am held fast by a number of straps.
Cruel instruments of torure my captor refers to as 'pretty sparklies' have been applied to my hair, and although I still have my gun, it is useless against her might.
Hurry Obi Wan. I don't know how much longer I can endure this torture...
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